Apology

It is said that “bago ka pumuna ng muta ng iba, tumingin ka muna sa salamin kasi baka mas marami pa ang muta mo sa mata”. I criticized hunk Actor Alfred Vargas for having man-boobs, when actually I don’t have the credibility to do so, so I apologize. I myself have a combination of man-boobs that will shame some sexy starlets and beer belly/love handles that makes me look like I’m pregnant (di bale na kung may matres talaga akich! Chos!). 

 

Kuya Ike

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am fat, not chubby but obese. And to give you a picture of how I look...remember Kuya Ike Lozada? Well not exactly like him but I’m slowly going there. I don’t exactly know how much I weigh because I threw the weighing scale in my home. Char!

 

But I have not been always fat, (uy defensive pa!) I was even enrolled in a gym and work out three times a week. It is just that I came to a point that I don’t care how I look as long as I am happy plus I love to eat. Whenever somebody comes up to me and say, “My God, what happened to you? You’re so big!” I’ll just give them a big smile and answer: “Para hindi halatang naghihirap!” and we end up laughing about it and move on. 

 

Now, do I want to lose weight? But of course honey! Not because somebody told me to, but because I want to and for health reasons as well. I’m nearing the age that my body will slow down and feel the “aches” of aging unless I do nothing about it. Chaka kaya ang ma stroke teh! And I don’t want to be a burden to my family if ever that time comes. So can anybody suggest a good diet plan? I’m all ears mga mare!

I more look like him, di nga lang sobrang puti, hehehe