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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Poetang Ina mo?

I have not done this, writing poems that is, for a long time, because a friend once commented when I showed him a poem I wrote that it's too "pang high school". So I stopped, but i was inspired by Mots of teacher's pwet that i decided to write a naughty one. Here it goes..

Kinsenas - Katapusan

Bahay na maliwanag
Bakit tuwing kinsenas at katapusan
Ikaw ay maingay?

Bahay na maliwang
Bakit tuwing kinsenas at katapusan
Mga lalaking pusong babae
Ikaw ay dinadalaw?

Bahay na maliwanag
Bakit tuwing kinsenas at katapusan
Mga batang lalaki
sa bakuran mo’y nawiwindang?

Bahay na maliwanag
Bakit tuwing kinsenas at katapusan
Amoy ng Pumalundit na katas
Sa iyo’y  humahalimuyak?

Bahay na maliwanag
Sa darating na kinsenas at katapusan
Buksan ang iyong bakuran
At Ako  naman sana ang pagbigyan!

Friday, April 29, 2011

May Flowers

Only a few days are left of April and soon the flowers of May will bloom, and here in our small quiet town every barangay will be busy with their preparations for their annual Santacruzan in honor of the cross that Empress Elena found. I remember that I was always a part of these Santacruzans when I was still a child, as the constant escort of my Aunt. She was beautiful and I was prettier, perfect combination! (walang basagan ng trip!bwahaha)
And in our parish, for almost 200 years, the most awaited celebration during the month of May is the traditional Flores de Maria, where parishioners, young and old will offer beautiful flowers of any kind on the foot of the Virgin Mary and members of the “Buena de Familias” of our town come home and flaunt their richness once more. 

Actor Dominic Ochoa was once a “hermano” of this celebration. It also signals that more cute guys will be around! (maisingit lang talaga ang kalandian!) So mga mare, what happens in your place during the merry month of May?


Thursday, April 28, 2011


It is said that “bago ka pumuna ng muta ng iba, tumingin ka muna sa salamin kasi baka mas marami pa ang muta mo sa mata”. I criticized hunk Actor Alfred Vargas for having man-boobs, when actually I don’t have the credibility to do so, so I apologize. I myself have a combination of man-boobs that will shame some sexy starlets and beer belly/love handles that makes me look like I’m pregnant (di bale na kung may matres talaga akich! Chos!). 
Kuya Ike
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am fat, not chubby but obese. And to give you a picture of how I look...remember Kuya Ike Lozada? Well not exactly like him but I’m slowly going there. I don’t exactly know how much I weigh because I threw the weighing scale in my home. Char!
But I have not been always fat, (uy defensive pa!) I was even enrolled in a gym and work out three times a week. It is just that I came to a point that I don’t care how I look as long as I am happy plus I love to eat. Whenever somebody comes up to me and say, “My God, what happened to you? You’re so big!” I’ll just give them a big smile and answer: “Para hindi halatang naghihirap!” and we end up laughing about it and move on. 
Now, do I want to lose weight? But of course honey! Not because somebody told me to, but because I want to and for health reasons as well. I’m nearing the age that my body will slow down and feel the “aches” of aging unless I do nothing about it. Chaka kaya ang ma stroke teh! And I don’t want to be a burden to my family if ever that time comes. So can anybody suggest a good diet plan? I’m all ears mga mare!

I more look like him, di nga lang sobrang puti, hehehe


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